New Sculpture: Tiny Porcelain Pumpkin - Grumpmeister Jack

“My temper I dare not vouch for. It is, I believe, too little yielding— certainly too little for the convenience of the world. I cannot forget the follies and vices of other so soon as I ought, nor their offenses against myself. My feelings are not puffed about with every attempt to move them. My temper would perhaps be called resentful. My good opinion once lost, is lost forever.” — Jane Austen

This is easily the oldest porcelain pumpkin we pulled this harvest (or maybe she was just born to grump and being too long on the vine changed her not a bit).

Grumpmeister Jack doesn’t have time for any shenanigans these days. She expects her meals on time, three naps a day, and a pumpkin patch free of those meddlesome black bats. Is that too much to ask? 

Our dear Jack is ready to grump about just about everything. She’s more than ready to turn her ornery nature on you, too, unless you offer her a more pleasing target. 

But you have offerings ready for her, don’t you? 

That guy at work who makes too many photocopies? She’s ready to bark at him. 

That too long commute you take? She’s one breath away from tearing down the transit board on your behalf? 

And those kids on your lawn? She’s already warming up get vocal cords. 

This porcelain pumpkin has a removable top.

Completed 2019

Self-supporting sculpture

Kiln-fired porcelain with under glaze

$25 USD with free shipping to the US

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